my friends hate this video so much i don’t even have to repost it in discord anymore i’ll just be in a voice call and go “wouldn’t it be crazy if the joker could beatbox” and they all tell me to go kill myself
across the spiderverse must have really flipped some timeline irl because this is the first time I’ve seen a character in media engineered as tumblr sexyman material (faceless, overly personable, quirky mannerisms, awkward and goofy but also dangerous, hole) ignored for the actual handsome character. feeling like someone’s middle aged dad rn going “isn’t this spot guy kind of like sans? I thought you and your friends loved this kind of thing” to my son who is lining the walls of his room with pictures of miguel ass.
a crack team of dermatologists, physiognomy experts and phrenologists have convened today at a Los Angeles federal court house to provide expert testimony on Pete Davidson, testifying that his hairline is actually a III on the Norwood-Hamilton scale of male pattern baldness. The jury will convene later today to decide if he will be executed by firing squad or by a big brick being dropped on his smelly bald head
what if on chopped one of the contestants like shoved his hands down his pants and touched his butthole and the camera caught it and he continued cooking and the judges disqualified him immediately
