were–ralph:

supermariomamafucker:

i would be their third

i’ve had enough of this site

toskarin:

toskarin:

I went to see Parasite completely blind besides being aware (unavoidably) that there was a hard tonal shift at some point. I saw the poster and stuff, but that was it

the entire time I was bracing myself for it to shift into some sort of alien parasite psychological horror movie, which seems really presumptuous, except I saw Bong Joon-ho’s The Host and that movie actually did have a giant monster in it, so I wasn’t putting it past him

god the class dynamics in this movie are so stressful already… keeping up this double life while still taking care of your family…… and if that’s not bad enough, they’re gonna have to deal with The Parasite when it shows up

ottermatopoeia:

red-twist:

weonsinnombre:

She gave up her fucking life

a mother’s love knows no bounds

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

I’m so obsessed with this gif bc obi wan looks like he’s so happy but a little bit nervous to see dex he looks like he’s picking up dex for prom. he looks like he’s in love. in love with dex jettster. fuck you satine obi wan wants a big frog thing with four arms not your hillary clinton self 

majormeilani:

hospitals in america are like you farted and it was soooo stank we had to turn on a fan. +$100000000000 to your hospital bill

triviallytrue:

leoposting:

leoposting:

leoposting:

this is one of the most influential mathematicians of the 20th century and he would probably be the biggest blog on this site if he were still alive

ALT

ALT

???

please come back king

ALT

>not including the best Erdős story:

sleepydogdisease:

toskarin:

“creepy or wet” being the lasting impact of the gym copypasta is funny because that wasn’t like… a fully bot-generated post. the only things being changed from the original greentext were two words,

based and cringe

what do you mean the original wasnt creepy or wet

balthazarslostlibrary:

balthazarslostlibrary:

Saw a photo of a pigmy seahorse for the first time and it looks like the personification of illness

World’s most sick man

hajimedics:

powerburial:

i hate when youtube food reviewers take a bite out of a burger and hold it right up to the camera where they took a bite. like thanks, looks disgusting, what are you gonna show me next? A Man’s Asshole?

derovalfnolem:

awesome

kamoi:

kamoi:

my friends hate this video so much i don’t even have to repost it in discord anymore i’ll just be in a voice call and go “wouldn’t it be crazy if the joker could beatbox” and they all tell me to go kill myself

killtheboyband-deactivated20220:

the-most-beautiful-duwang:

the-most-beautiful-duwang:

Tried to get a full body photo of moose to show how enormous he is but alas… he was too enormous

Whadda hell….