mavigator:

mavigator:

was at a tattoo convention today and i saw a guy with a spider-man tattoo so i walked up and went ‘oh dude is that spider-man? badass! i love spider-man!’ and then looked down and realized i was wearing my shirt that says I LOVE SPIDER-MAN in big black letters. i’m a parody of myself

stop calling me a cartoon character or an npc or a wojack i am a real boy.

unclefather:

evilsanlang:

evilsanlang:

evilsanlang:

ohh you think dante’s inferno is “basically fanfic”? should we tell everybody? should we throw a party? should we call cassandra clare

posted this before learning ao3heads have convinced themselves a sudanese extremist group is hacking ao3 because they hate gay people or something so that’s enough internet for today goodnight dear friends

nevermind guys it’s the russian government now

gasterofficial:

wtf drinking is cool again

hornpoint:

ass-master-2000:

wetdress:

thinking about this again

powerburial:

yarnala:

oh thank god

one guy on the sub was like “guys we’re about to blow up”

log6:

oh that was great. sorry I got cum all over you, here’s the shittiest towel you’ve ever seen in your life.

catmask:

joyfulphilosopherstrawberry:

catmask:

you know i can say pretty confidently i have never, once in my life, looked at someone else and said “thats not a REAL gay/trans person” because i read the sneetches by dr seuss when i was fucking 4

Originally posted by merlinmyrddin

The only acceptable thing to call, “not a real person.” Because he is not real, he is a cardboard cut-out.

But he’s my bisexual baby boy all the way. So yeah.

why does this keep happening to me

ef-em:

how were you introduced to the mountain goats

john green

spotify/youtube recommended or similar

tiktok

ex-partner or other person I have a weird relationship with serenaded me

nightvale or other podcast

no children amv

moral orel

soundtrack to something else

a friend/family member/etc

secret tenth option (other)

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if you don’t mind, put in the tags which one and when you started listening to the goats :)

ezmads:

ezmads:

ezmads:

they put the mamsnrbhr chehfde in de soder

I just want everyone to know there has not been a single day that I have not had at least one notification about this post

kitsuragisnewports:

duckdotcom:

milfyspamton:

spongebob pantyshot