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penis poll 2023

which shall reign supreme?

cock

dick

penis

meat

johnson

member

phallus

peepee

weiner

schlong

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welcome to penis poll 2023

the goal of this poll is to see which popular term for one’s penis is the most popular on an annual basis, to track how our culture and our language are shifting

every week except for the first, the bottom two performing terms will be eliminated. on the first week, three shall be eliminated. the final poll will be a competition with the top 3 contenders

next year i will open up submissions for additional penis names, and depending on how widespread its use is at the time, it may be added to that year’s poll. these are this, our inaugural year’s, challengers

so which name shall reign supreme? vote now on your phones. you have one week